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08.06.2025 09:31
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
No go.
Are you already having anal sex?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
No way
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read